Alright, so you wanna know why that Timmy Chal-a-met fella is so skinny, huh? Well, lemme tell ya, I ain’t no fancy doctor or nothin’, but I seen enough skinny folks in my life to have a guess or two.
First off, that boy’s just built that way, I reckon. Some folks are born skinny, and they stay skinny their whole lives. It’s like them willow trees, all tall and thin, no matter how much water they get. He ain’t gonna turn into no beefy fella overnight, that’s for sure. Genetics, they call it. Fancy word for just the way ya mama and papa made ya.
Then there’s this movie business he’s in. Them Hollywood types, they like ’em skinny, I hear. Makes ’em look better on that big screen, or so they say. Maybe they tell him to stay skinny, keep that “look” they like. You know, like them skinny models in them magazines. They gotta eat next to nothin’ to keep their jobs, poor things. Probably the same with actors sometimes, I figure. They want him for the movies, they want him skinny, that’s just the way it is.
And don’t forget, he’s always runnin’ around in them movies. Fighting in that Dune movie or singin’ and dancin’ in that Wonka one. All that movin’ and shakin’ burns a lot of energy, you betcha. You try runnin’ around all day and see if you don’t lose a pound or two. He probably ain’t sittin’ around eatin’ fried chicken and mashed potatoes all day like some folks I know.
- He’s young, too. Young folks, they burn through calories like a fire through dry grass. Their bodies are workin’ overtime, growin’ and all that. He might eat a whole pie and still be skinny as a rail. That’s just how it is when you’re young, your body’s like a furnace, burnin’ everything up fast.
- And maybe, just maybe, he ain’t a big eater. Some folks just don’t have a big appetite. They eat like a bird, peckin’ at their food. Nothin’ wrong with that, I guess. Long as they’re healthy, that’s all that matters. Maybe he prefers a salad over a steak, who knows?
I heard tell that them movie folks told him he was too skinny for some parts, them action hero ones, ya know? Said he didn’t have the right body, can you believe it? Told him to gain weight. But seems like he went the other way, did them other movies instead, the ones where bein’ skinny was just fine. Like that Call Me By Your Name movie, the one where he’s all romantic and whatnot.
So, there you have it. It’s probably a mix of things, see? Born skinny, workin’ hard, Hollywood pressure, maybe just not a big eater. It ain’t no big mystery, really. He’s just a skinny fella, that’s all. And seems like it’s workin’ out alright for him, ain’t it? He’s famous and all, that Timmy Chal-a-met. So, skinny or not, he’s doin’ just fine.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go make some biscuits. Talkin’ about all this food has made me hungry! And don’t worry about that boy, he’s got people lookin’ after him, I’m sure. He ain’t gonna starve, that’s for sure.
Tags: [Timothee Chalamet, Skinny, Body Image, Hollywood, Actor, Diet, Weight, Dune, Wonka, Call Me By Your Name]
