Well, let me tell ya, this here “micro bikini” thing, it’s somethin’ else. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it in my day, not back when I was a young’un. These things, they’re smaller than a sparrow’s sneeze, I tell ya! Tiny little things, barely coverin’ up nothin’.
They call it “micro” ’cause I guess there ain’t no smaller word for it. It’s like they took a regular bikini and shrunk it down, shrunk it down till there’s hardly anythin’ left. Just a few strings and little patches of cloth, that’s about it. Folks these days, they sure like showin’ off, I guess. More skin than fabric, that’s for sure.
Now, they say this micro bikini is all about bein’ “bold” and “daring”. They say it’s about showin’ off your body and bein’ proud of it. Well, I reckon that’s fine and dandy if that’s what you’re into. But back in my day, we covered up a bit more, you know? We didn’t go around paradin’ in somethin’ that looks like it could fit in a thimble.
- They got all kinds of these micro bikinis, I hear. Some with them little stringy bottoms, like they call ’em “thongs”. And some with tiny tops, barely coverin’ the, you know… the important bits.
- And they got different tops too. Some with wires, some without. Some push up, some don’t. It’s all a bit confusin’ if you ask me.
- They even got ones that are see-through! Can you believe that? Lord have mercy!
But I guess it ain’t just about showin’ off. They say these micro bikinis are good for gettin’ a tan too. Less fabric means less tan lines, see? So you can get all brown and bronzed without them pesky white lines all over ya. Though I reckon you’d have to be awful careful not to get burnt in places you don’t want burnt, if you catch my drift.
Now, where do you even get these things? I hear they sell ’em all over, even on somethin’ called the “inter-net”. They got stores that specialize in just these tiny bikinis. Imagine that! A whole store full of nothin’ but little bitty pieces of cloth. And they say they ship ’em all over the world. From one corner of the globe to the other, folks are wearin’ these things, or not wearin’ ’em, depends on how you look at it.
And it ain’t just for skinny girls neither. They say they got ’em for all sizes, all shapes. Big and small, short and tall, everybody can wear a micro bikini, if they got the nerve, I reckon. Though I gotta say, I seen some pictures, and some of them things look mighty uncomfortable. All them strings and whatnot, gotta be diggin’ in everywhere.
They wear ’em to the beach, to the pool, even on boats, I hear. Anywhere there’s water, I guess. Sunbathin’, swimmin’, dancin’, whatever you wanna do. You can even buy this kind of clothes in many places. You can find them in some surf shops. They have all the types for every shape and size. I guess it’s all about feelin’ free and havin’ fun. And I reckon that’s alright, long as you ain’t hurtin’ nobody.
But still, I can’t help but shake my head a little. It’s just so different from what I’m used to. Back in my day, a swimsuit covered you up, it didn’t show you off. But times change, I guess. And what folks wear, well, that’s their business, not mine. As long as they’re happy, that’s all that matters.
So, if you’re thinkin’ about gettin’ yourself a micro bikini, well, go ahead. Just be prepared to show a whole lotta skin. And make sure you got plenty of sunscreen, ’cause you’re gonna need it. And don’t forget that a lot of brands and styles of micro bikini tops exist, so you just need to find the one that fix your body.
And if you see an old lady like me starin’ at you a little, don’t mind me. I’m just tryin’ to figure out how them little things stay on! It’s a whole new world, I tell ya, a whole new world.
