Well, ain’t that somethin’. Sex games, huh? In my day, we just had a roll in the hay and called it a night. But these young folks today, they got all sorts of contraptions and doohickeys to get their kicks. Real people playin’ these sex games, you say? Lord have mercy.
Sex Games Real People Play
So I hear tell, these sex games are all the rage. You got your card games, your board games, even them video games now. Real people gettin’ together and playin’ these things. Sounds like a whole lot of hootin’ and hollerin’ if you ask me. They say it’s to “spice things up” in the bedroom. Back in my day, a little elbow grease and a good ol’ fashioned diddly-doo was all the spice we needed.
These games, they ain’t like the games we used to play. No sir. We’d play checkers or maybe some dominoes. These youngsters today with their sex games for couples. They got rules and all sorts of things you gotta do. Sounds complicated. And these video games, with the real people. Well, that just beats all. They got pictures and everything. It ain’t natural, I tell ya. No sir.
Best Sex Games, They Say
They say these games help break the ice. What’s wrong with a good firm handshake? If you can’t look a person in the eye and say howdy, maybe you shouldn’t be playin’ these… sex games with ’em. And they say it helps with… what’s that word… foreplay? We just called it gettin’ warmed up.
- Card games
- Board games
- Video games
- Even somethin’ called “strip or tease”
Sounds like a whole lot of fuss to me.
And get this, they say you can play these sex games with more than one person. A whole group of folks, all tangled up in these games. In my day, that was called a barn raisin’, and we weren’t playin’ no games, let me tell ya. It’s a different world, I suppose. But I still think it’s all a bit much.
Graphics and Gameplay of Sex Games
These young people talk about “high-definition graphics”. I don’t know what that means, but it sounds expensive. Must be those fancy picture shows they got now. We had a radio, and that was good enough. And “captivating gameplay”. Sounds like a trap to me. You get so caught up in these sex games, you forget what you’re even doin’.
They say it helps build some kind of skills – cognitive, social, emotional… all them fancy words. Seems to me like a good day’s work builds all the skills you need. Choppin’ wood, tendin’ the garden, that’ll teach ya somethin’. But these kids today, they think sittin’ around playin’ these sex games is gonna make ’em better people.
Too Much of a Good Thing?
Now, they say playin’ these games too long can make you stressed. Five hours of it and you’re full of some hormone called “cortisol”. Sounds like a disease to me. We didn’t have that problem. We’d work all day, eat a good supper, and then maybe have a little fun, if you catch my drift. No stress, just good ol’ fashioned livin’.
This sex games thing is, well. It is what it is, I suppose. If that’s what the young folks are into these days, who am I to say different? I’m just glad I don’t have to play. I had my fun in my day, and I didn’t need no fancy sex games to do it. We had other activities, like sports, cooking, etc. But you know, we didn’t have sex games those days. People are saying goodbye to bedroom boredom now. It’s just real people and sex games.
Maybe I’m just old-fashioned. Maybe I don’t understand the appeal of these sex games. But it seems to me like there’s more to life than just playin’ games. There’s work to be done, mouths to feed, and a whole world out there to explore. But hey, if these young’uns wanna spend their time playin’ these games, that’s their business. Just don’t come cryin’ to me when they get that cortisol sickness. I’ll be out back, tendin’ to my garden. That’s where the real fun is, if you ask me.
And it’s real people we are talking about. They need to get a life.
