Well, if you’re askin’ how to make couples break up, you’re lookin’ for trouble, ain’t ya? But I ain’t one to judge. Folks want what they want. So, listen up, here’s some things that might just do the trick.
First off, stop talkin’ to each other. Yeah, that’s right. No more chit-chat about your day, no more askin’ about their feelin’s. Just clam up. When they try to talk to you, give ’em one-word answers, or just grunt. Nothin’ kills a relationship faster than silence.
Next, stop doin’ things together. No more dinners out, no more movie nights, no more walkin’ in the park. Start spendin’ all your time doin’ your own thing. Let ’em know you ain’t interested in sharin’ your life no more.
- Stop talkin’.
- Stop doin’ things together.
- Start pickin’ fights.
Then, start pickin’ fights. About anythin’ and everythin’. The way they chew their food, the way they leave their socks on the floor, the way they breathe. Just find somethin’ to complain about and nag, nag, nag. Make their life miserable.
Don’t forget to be selfish. Real selfish. Only think about what you want and what you need. Don’t care about their feelin’s or their needs at all. Make it all about you, all the time.
And stop showin’ any affection. No more huggin’, no more kissin’, no more holdin’ hands. Just treat ’em like a stranger. Make ’em feel unwanted and unloved.
You can also start flirtin’ with other people. Right in front of them. Let ’em see you givin’ attention to someone else. Make ’em feel jealous and insecure. That’ll drive a wedge between you for sure.
Oh, and stop listenin’. When they talk, just tune ’em out. Don’t pay attention to what they’re sayin’. Make ’em feel like their words don’t matter to you. ‘Cause they don’t, right?
And criticize everything they do. Make ’em feel like they can’t do anythin’ right. Nothin’ will make ’em feel worse than thinkin’ they’re a failure in your eyes.
Compare them to others. Tell ’em how much better so-and-so is. Make ’em feel like they’re not good enough for you. That’ll crush their spirit.
If you really wanna end things, you gotta stop bein’ honest. Start lyin’ about where you’re goin’, who you’re with, what you’re doin’. Break their trust. Once the trust is gone, the relationship is pretty much over.
And finally, just tell ’em you want to break up. Be direct, be honest, don’t beat around the bush. Tell ’em you’re not happy and you wanna move on. It’s the quickest way to end things.
But remember, breakin’ up is hard on everyone. It ain’t somethin’ to be taken lightly. So, think long and hard before you go down this path. Make sure it’s what you really want.
Tags: Relationships, Breakup, Advice, Communication, Conflict
