Alright, alright, lemme tell ya ’bout these bikini models, you know, the ones all over the internet. My grandson, he showed me some pictures on that phone thingy, and let me tell ya, it’s somethin’ else.
The Skinny on the Bikinis
So, these girls, they wear these tiny little things called bikinis. I ain’t never seen nothin’ like it in my day. Back when I was young, we wore swimsuits that covered, well, pretty much everything. But these bikinis, they ain’t coverin’ much, that’s for sure. Some folks call it “naked,” but it ain’t really naked, not completely. They got these little strings and pieces of cloth holdin’ on for dear life, I guess.
- They come in all sorts of colors, bright ones, shiny ones, some that barely look like they’re there.
- Some of them girls, they look like they’re havin’ fun, smilin’ and posin’.
- Others, they look kinda serious, like they’re tryin’ to sell ya somethin’. Maybe they are, I dunno.
What’s All the Fuss About?
Now, I hear folks talkin’ ’bout how these pictures are “sexy” and “erotic.” I ain’t quite sure what all that means, to be honest. Back in my day, we didn’t use them fancy words. But I guess it means they look good, or somethin’ like that. And these girls, well, they sure do look… somethin’. They’re all tanned and smooth, and they got those long legs and… well, you know.
My grandson says there are all kinds of places to find these pictures. He says some are free and some you gotta pay for. Sounds like a racket to me, but what do I know? He showed me this thing called a “gallery,” which is just a bunch of pictures all in one place. And then there are videos too, he says. Lordy, I don’t even wanna think about that
