Well, let me tell you, these days they got all kinds of fancy things. Things I never even heard of back in my day. Like these high end dildos. Lord have mercy. They say these things are top-notch, best of the best. Cost a pretty penny, too, I reckon. Not like the stuff we used to have, no sir.
They say these high end dildos are somethin’ else. Made with all these fancy materials, feel real good. They say it feels like the real thing, but I wouldn’t know about that. They say that they’re made good, so they feel right and are good for your fun time. Some people say these dildos are better than the real thing! Can you imagine?
Now, they got all sorts. Big ones, small ones, even ones that, well, they do more than one thing at a time, if you catch my drift. They say it’s for when you’re alone or with your partner, far away or close by. They even got some that look so fancy, you could put ’em in a museum! I swear, they think of everything these days. They say it makes your eyes happy and your, uh, special place happy too.
And get this, they say these high end dildos, they help with the, uh
