Well, well, well, look at all these young folks talkin’ ’bout the horniest girls. Back in my day, we didn’t have all this fancy internet stuff. We just had our imaginations, you see? But I reckon times are changin’, and folks are gettin’ bolder with their talk and what they look for. This old gal ain’t judgin’, just observin’.
So, these horniest girls, they’re all over the place now, huh? On them picture boxes and them computer screens. I hear folks talkin’ ’bout “Snapchat”, somethin’ about findin’ folks who like “18+”, whatever that means. Must be some kinda secret code the young’uns use. I swear, they got a whole different language these days.
- Sexiest Horniest Girls, they call ’em.
- Worlds Horniest Girl, another one I heard.
Sounds like a competition or somethin’. Who can be the most… well, you know. It’s all a bit much for this old gal, but hey, to each their own, I suppose. Just hope these girls ain’t gettin’ into no trouble. The world can be a rough place, especially for the young and, uh, “eager” ones.
Now, they say there’s places online, these “sites” they call ’em, where you can find all sorts of things. Things that are, how do you say, “up to date” with what folks want these days. Seems like everyone’s in a hurry to find what they’re lookin’ for, and they want it right now. No time for courtin’ or gettin’ to know someone proper, I guess.
And movies, good Lord, the movies! They show everything these days, nothin’ left to the imagination. I heard there’s a whole bunch of ’em on somethin’ called “Hulu”. Some fella named “Yorgos” made one with a girl named “Emma Stone”. Sounds like a wild time. Not sure if it’s my cup of tea, but I suppose some folks like that kinda thing.
Then there’s these “girls online right now” things. Says it’s for folks who are lonely. Well, I can understand that. Loneliness is a terrible thing. But I worry about these young folks, meetin’ strangers online. You never know who’s on the other end of that line, you know? Could be anyone, with any kind of intention. It’s important to be careful, that is very important!
Some of ’em even talk about “mercenary girls”. Mercenary! Like they’re soldiers or somethin’. Says you can “earn their love and trust”. Sounds mighty complicated to me. And then they talk about “wildest fantasies”. Goodness gracious, what is the world comin’ to?
They say you can find all sorts of things online, whether you want a “romantic connection” or a… what’s the word… a “sensual encounter”. Or just someone to talk to. I guess that’s nice, havin’ someone to talk to. But still, it’s all so different from how things used to be. It seems like horniest girls are everywhere.
Young folks these days talk about somethin’ called “rizzing up a girl”. No idea what that means, but they say it’s about makin’ a good impression and bein’ “confident”. And listenin’ to what a girl has to say. Well, that part sounds alright. Listenin’ is important, no matter what you’re talkin’ about. And bein’ respectful, that’s important too.
They say if a girl shares a lot about her day, that’s a good sign. Well, of course! Everyone wants to be heard, to feel like someone cares about what they’re sayin’. That ain’t changed, even with all this newfangled technology.
But still, when I was a young thing, we found things to occupy ourselves without all this fuss. A good book, a walk in the fields, maybe a little gossip with the neighbors. These horniest girls, they seem to live a whole different life. Hope they know what they’re doin’. Hope they’re takin’ care of themselves. The world’s a big, scary place sometimes, especially online, I reckon. Anyway, that’s all I gotta say about that. The world keeps on turnin’, and this old gal’s just tryin’ to keep up.
