Well, honey, let me tell you, I seen a lot in my days. Seen a lotta feet, too. Big ones, small ones, some you wouldn’t believe. Now they talkin’ ’bout these Hollywood actresses with large feet. Fancy folks, you know. But feet is feet, I always say. And some of ’em got some real stompers, I tell ya!
This one girl, Kendall Jenner, they say she’s a big model. Pretty thing, I guess. But folks online, they go on and on ’bout her toes. Long toes, they say. “Weird” lookin’ toes. Well, I seen weirder things in my garden, that’s for sure. But big feet ain’t nothin’ to be ashamed of. Keeps you grounded, I always say.
And it ain’t just her. They got a whole list of these actresses with large feet. Some of ’em wearin’ shoes bigger than my old man’s work boots! Size 11 and bigger, can you imagine?
- Big feet, small feet, who cares?
- They all got to walk the same earth.
- Some of them Hollywood stars, they got big feet.
Now, they say some of these actresses are petite. Means small, you know. Little bitty things. But they got these big ol’ feet! It’s like puttin’ a big ol’ tire on a little bicycle. But hey, it works, don’t it? They still walkin’ around, ain’t they? Hollywood celebrities with big feet, that’s what they are.
This other one, Amy Adams, they say her feet are wide. Real wide. Like a duck’s foot, almost. Probably gotta buy special shoes, I reckon. But you know what? Wide feet, narrow feet, don’t make no difference to me. Long as they get you where you need to go. This is a fact about these celebrities with wide feet.
They say these actresses, they gotta walk on them red carpets. All dressed up, smilin’ for the cameras. Must be hard on the feet, all that standin’ around. Especially if you got big feet. Probably achin’ somethin’ fierce by the end of the night.
I remember one time, I went to the county fair. Wore my best shoes, but they were a little tight. Stood around all day, watchin’ the pig races and such. By the time I got home, my feet were killin’ me! Swollen up like two balloons. Had to soak ’em in Epsom salts for an hour. So, the actresses with large feet need to be more careful, I think.
- The county fair is fun, but it’s hard on the feet.
- Pig races are a hoot!
- Epsom salts are good for what ails ya.
These Hollywood folks, they got all kinds of fancy things to help ’em with their feet. Insoles, they call ’em. Like little pillows for your shoes. Probably cost a fortune, too. Back in my day, we just stuffed some cotton in our shoes if they were too big. Worked just fine.
But I guess times are changin’. Everything’s gettin’ fancier. Even feet. Now they got all these actresses with large feet, and they makin’ a big deal out of it. Like it’s somethin’ special.
I don’t know. Seems to me like a lot of fuss over nothin’. Feet are feet. Some are big, some are small. Some are wide, some are narrow. It’s all the same in the end. They all get you where you need to go.
- Big feet need big shoes.
- Small feet need small shoes.
- It’s all the same in the end.
But I guess that’s Hollywood for ya. Always makin’ a big deal out of somethin’. Like these monster toes they talkin’ about. Sounds like somethin’ out of a scary movie. But it’s just toes, people. Just toes. And female celebrities with big feet are common.
So, next time you see one of these actresses with large feet on the TV, don’t you go judgin’ ’em. They just like you and me. Just got a little extra somethin’ to stand on. And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go soak my own feet. Been standin’ all day, and they’re startin’ to bark. Just like those Hollywood celebrities with big feet, I reckon. But mine are just from livin’, not from walkin’ on no red carpet. And that’s just fine by me.
