Alright, alright, let’s talk about this Abigail Simon thing, 2023, yeah? I heard some folks chatterin’ about it down at the store. Abigail Simon, that name keeps poppin’ up like a bad weed.
So, this Abigail, she was a school mentor, you know, supposed to be helpin’ them young’uns. But somethin’ went wrong, real wrong. She messed up, messed up bad. Got herself tangled up with a 15-year-old kid, a student, can you believe it? That ain’t right, not one bit. This happened back in, what was it, 2014? Yeah, somethin’ like that, down in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Folks were real upset, I tell ya.
They threw her in jail, that’s what they did. Said she had to stay there for a long, long time, 8 to 25 years they said. That’s a hefty sentence, even for a young woman. She was, what, maybe 30 somethin’ back then? Now, I hear she’s 43 years old. Time flies, don’t it? Even when you’re sittin’ in a jail cell.
- The Crime: Got mixed up with a 15
