So, I spent the whole afternoon staring at pictures of Andrew Cuomo. Yeah, the governor. And let me tell you, it was a weird day.
It all started this morning when I stumbled upon this article talking about Cuomo’s, uh, “prominent” nipples. I know, right? Who would have thought that’d be a thing? But apparently, the internet went wild last week, speculating whether the governor had nipple piercings. I saw some pictures of him in a white polo, and honestly, it did look a little suspicious.
Being the curious (and easily distracted) person I am, I decided to do some digging. I started with a simple Google search, and bam! Thousands of pictures of the guy flooded my screen. I clicked through, like, a million photos on his Flickr, trying to get a closer look. Some people online were joking that he looked like he was ready to hit a Jersey Shore nightclub. I gotta say, the thought did cross my mind.
- First, I went down a rabbit hole of articles and social media posts about it.
- Then, I looked at more photos.
- Finally, I read that someone named Brittany Commisso was involved somehow, but that’s a whole other story.
There was even this one article claiming he groped a woman’s breast, which is super serious and not at all related to nipple rings, but it just shows how crazy things can get online.
I even found this one blog, I think it was called Gizmodo, where this guy, Hudson Hongo, was arguing against the nipple ring theory. He actually made some pretty good points. By the end of the day, I was pretty sure the whole thing was just a big misunderstanding. I felt like I wasted my time.
The Takeaway
It’s crazy how one little thing, like a few photos, can spark so much speculation and turn into a whole internet phenomenon. In the end, I think it was a lot of fuss about nothing. But hey, at least I got a good laugh out of it. And a reminder to maybe not spend so much time looking at pictures of politicians’ chests.
