Okay, so, let’s talk about how I ended up hiding my vibrator, alright? It’s not something I planned on sharing, but hey, it’s a story, and who doesn’t love a good story?
It all started when I bought this thing online. Discreet packaging, thankfully. But when it arrived, I had this moment of panic. Where do I put this thing? I mean, I live with my family, and the last thing I need is for someone to stumble upon it. Not exactly a conversation starter, you know?
My first thought was the classic, under the mattress. But then I realized, beds get made, sheets get changed, and that’s just an accident waiting to happen. So, that was out.
Next, I thought, okay, bedside table drawer? But I didn’t have a lock. Anyone could open and see it. And I don’t want to tell my story to all of them. No way!
Then I remembered I have this old makeup case I never use. It’s tucked away in the back of my closet, filled with old lipsticks and whatnot. It felt a bit cliché, hiding it among beauty products, but it was the best I could come up with on short notice.
So, I cleaned out the case, gave the vibrator a quick wipe down (safety first, people!), and nestled it among the dusty eyeshadow palettes. It wasn’t perfect, but it was hidden, and that’s what mattered.
But then, life happened. My mom decided to do a deep clean of the house, and that included my closet. I came home to find her sorting through my stuff, and my heart just about stopped. I casually strolled in, trying to act all nonchalant, while internally I was screaming.
She picked up the makeup case, and I swear time slowed down. She looked at it, shook it a bit (why, Mom, why?), and then, to my immense relief, put it back, deeming it not worthy of her cleaning spree.
After that near-death experience, I knew I needed a better solution. I started looking around my room for inspiration. And that’s when my eyes landed on my ottoman. You know, the one with the hidden storage inside? It’s where I usually stash old magazines and random junk.
New Hiding Spot
- Empty the ottoman
- Clean the vibrator (again, safety first)
- Wrap it in a soft cloth (to protect it from scratches and dust)
- Place it at the bottom of the ottoman
- Cover it with other items
And that’s where it lives now. Safe, sound, and most importantly, hidden. It’s not a glamorous solution, but it works. And it’s a hell of a lot better than under the mattress or in a makeup case.
So, there you have it. My journey to finding the perfect hiding spot for my vibrator. It’s been a wild ride, filled with close calls and moments of sheer panic. But hey, at least I have a good story to tell, right? And maybe, just maybe, it’ll help someone else out there who’s struggling to find their own secret spot. You’re welcome!
