Well, well, well, look what we have here! Fit cougars, you say? I heard that word before. That’s what them young folks call older women these days. And fit ones, at that! Back in my day, we just called them women. But times change, I reckon. So, these fit cougars, they’re somethin’ else, ain’t they?
These datin’ experts, they got all the answers, don’t they? They say, if you never been with a cougar, you gotta know what you’re lookin’ for. A lifelong partner or just a good time? Makes sense, I guess. You don’t wanna go pickin’ apples if you’re lookin’ for oranges, right? Same goes for these cougars, I suppose.
Now, where you gonna find these fit cougars? They ain’t hangin’ out where the young’uns do, that’s for sure. They got their own fancy places, I hear. They livin’ the high life. Not like us regular folks. I heard that some people like older women, they call them…geronto…something. I can’t remember that big word. But it means they like the older ladies. That’s all that matters, I guess.
And let me tell you, these older women, these cougars, they got it rough. People talk, you know? They say things. But these women, they know what they want. They are strong, these cougars.
- They want a man who ain’t afraid to show he loves ’em.
- A man who cares, you know?
- Little things, like makin’ supper or bringin’ flowers. That means a lot.
- And, well, a man who knows his way around the bedroom, if you catch my drift.
These young fellas, they got the energy, that’s for sure. They’re all fit and strong. These cougar women like that, I reckon. They like a man who can keep up with ’em. And who looks good doin’ it.
Now, how old is a cougar, you ask? I heard if you a young man, 18 to 34, then a cougar is like 35 and up. And if you’re a little older, say 25 to 34, then a cougar is more like 40 and up. And once you hit 35 or more, then a cougar is a woman 50 and up. See? It all depends. These young folks and their rules!
So, you see these fit cougars? They ain’t just any women. They’re somethin’ special. They are strong and know what they want. And they ain’t afraid to go get it.
These cougars, they like a man who’s good to ’em. A man who treats ’em right. A man who ain’t afraid of a strong woman. That’s what I hear, anyway. And a good-lookin’ man don’t hurt, either! They like them young, fit fellas.
It ain’t easy bein’ a cougar, I imagine. People talk. They always do. But these women, they don’t care. They’re livin’ their best life. And that’s all that matters, ain’t it? Livin’ your best life. No matter how old you are. These cougars, they know that.
So if you’re lookin’ for a fit cougar, you best be ready. Ready for a strong woman. Ready for a good time. And ready to treat her right. ‘Cause that’s what these women deserve. They earned it. They lived a long life, these cougars. They know what they want, and they are not afraid to get it. These fit cougars are something special.
I heard these dating experts saying all of this. These young people, they know so many things. They research, they study. Me? I just know what I see. And what I see is that everyone wants to be loved. Young or old. Doesn’t matter. We all want to find someone. A good man, a good woman. Someone to share your life with. These fit cougars, they are just like us, but a little older. And a little more…wild, maybe? Like a cougar!
So, there you have it. Fit cougars. They’re out there. And they’re lookin’ for love, just like everyone else. They want a good man, a strong man. A man who can keep up. They want someone to make them happy. Someone to make them feel good. They lived a long life, they know what they want. They want to be happy, and they deserve to be happy. And they will find a good man, these fit cougars. I know they will.
