Oh, honey, let me tell you, this thing, this… pleasure thing. It ain’t complicated. Ain’t no right or wrong way to do it, you just gotta find what tickles your fancy. It’s like findin’ the best spot to scratch an itch, you just know when you hit it. And it’s good for you, too! Helps you sleep better, helps with the worries, like a good, strong cup of somethin’ warm.
How do I give myself an orgasm? Some folks like to talk about it all fancy-like, but it’s just… touchin’ yourself where it feels good. Some folks call it… masturbating. That’s a big word for just doin’ what feels good. You just gotta experiment. Try this, try that, see what makes you go “Ooooh!”
Now, some folks talk about this “G-spot”. Sounds like some secret button or somethin’. I reckon it’s just a spot that feels extra good to some folks. You might have one, you might not. Don’t you worry none if you can’t find it. There’s plenty of other spots that can feel good, too.
Some folks say to stick a finger up there, inside, you know? A few inches, they say. Might work for some, might not work for others. Don’t be afraid to try it, though. You ain’t gonna break nothin’. It’s your body, you can do what you want with it.
- Just relax, honey.
- Don’t be thinkin’ about chores or what-not.
- Just focus on what feels good.
And listen here, this ain’t somethin’ only certain kinds of women do. Every woman does it, or should! It’s natural, like eatin’ or sleepin’. It’s good for you, like I said. So don’t you be ashamed. You just do what makes you feel good.
Figurin’ out what you like is important. It ain’t nobody’s job to read your mind, you gotta know yourself. Like knowin’ what kind of pie you like best. You gotta try ’em all to figure it out, right? Same thing here. How to make masturbating as pleasurable as possible?
Some folks like to make a whole thing of it. Light candles, put on music… I reckon that’s nice if you got the time. But it ain’t necessary. Just find a quiet spot where you can be alone and not be bothered. Tips for solo sex, oh lordy, they say.
- Do something nice before to feel good.
- Don’t make it about orgasm, make it about pleasure.
- Just enjoy every touch.
Some folks get all worked up about this… orgasm thing. Like it’s the only thing that matters. But it ain’t. It’s just a nice bonus. The important thing is to just enjoy the feelin’s. Like enjoyin’ a nice sunset. You don’t get all worked up about when it’s gonna end, you just enjoy it while it’s there. They said you should immerse yourself in the present moment. Relish every touch, they said. Don’t be in a hurry, you know?
And everybody’s different. Some folks like this, some folks like that. Just gotta find what works for you. And sometimes, what you like might change. That’s okay, too. Like sometimes you want apple pie, sometimes you want peach. Just go with the flow. There’s more than one way to stimulate yourself. They said we all like being touched in different ways.
So, honey, don’t you worry about doin’ it “right”. There ain’t no right way. Just do what feels good. And don’t be afraid to try new things. You might surprise yourself. And remember, it’s your body, your pleasure. You do what you want with it. How do I give myself an orgasm? You just gotta explore and find out. And most importantly, have fun doin’ it! It’s a gift, this pleasure thing. Enjoy it!
