Hey there, let’s gab about somethin’ called women’s tops with chokers. I ain’t no fancy fashionista, but I know what I like, and I’ve seen a thing or two.
First off, what in the tarnation is a choker top anyways? Well, it’s a shirt, you know, like what you wear every day, but it’s got this extra little bit around the neck. Like a necklace, but it’s part of the shirt. Sometimes it’s tight, sometimes it’s loose, sometimes it’s all glittery and such.
Now, why would a gal want one of these things? Well, I reckon it makes you look a bit fancy without havin’ to put on a whole bunch of jewelry. You know, like if you’re goin’ to town for a bite to eat, or maybe to church, but you don’t wanna look like you just crawled outta bed.
There’s all sorts of these choker tops out there. Some are plain, just a regular ol’ shirt with a little strap around the neck. Those are good for everyday wear, I guess. Then you got the ones with all the sparkles and whatnots. Them’s the ones you wear when you wanna feel a little bit special, like for a party or somethin’.
- Plain Choker Tops: Good for everyday, nothin’ fancy.
- Sequin Choker Tops: Shiny and sparkly, for when you wanna dress up.
- Lace Choker Tops: Kinda see-through, a little bit flirty, I reckon.
- V-Neck Choker Tops: Show a little bit of skin, but not too much.
Prices on these things? Well, they go up and down like a fiddler’s elbow. You can find ’em cheap, I’m talkin’ under twenty bucks, or you can spend a whole lot more. I saw one the other day for forty dollars! Can you believe that? Forty dollars for a shirt! Land sakes, that’s highway robbery, I tell ya.
Where do you buy these choker tops? Well, just about anywhere you buy clothes, I reckon. You got your big stores, like that Amazon place my grandson always talks about. You got your smaller stores, too, the ones downtown. And you can even find ’em online, though I ain’t too keen on that internet stuff. Too much fiddlin’ around for me.
Now, how to wear one of these things? Well, that depends on the shirt, don’t it? If it’s a plain one, you can wear it with jeans or even overalls, if you’re feelin’ sassy. If it’s one of them sparkly ones, you might wanna put on a skirt or some nice pants. And shoes? Well, you gotta wear shoes, I reckon. Sandals in the summer, boots in the winter, that’s how I do it.
But here’s the thing, some of them tops, they got these low necklines, or they’re off the shoulder. That’s when a choker really comes in handy, ya know? It fills up that space and makes you look all put together. It’s like the cherry on top of a sundae, or the gravy on mashed potatoes.
I even saw one that was all fishnet and buckles. Lord have mercy, it looked like somethin’ a wild cat drug in. But hey, to each their own, I always say. You got your goth folks, your punk rockers, they like that kind of stuff. And that’s alright, it takes all kinds to make a world.
And don’t even get me started on the colors! Red, white, black, pink, blue, you name it, they got it. Some got flowers, some got stripes, some got nothin’ at all. It’s enough to make your head spin, I tell ya. But a good black one? That goes with anything, just like a good pair of shoes.
But remember, girls, comfort is key. Don’t go squeezin’ yourself into somethin’ that makes you feel like you can’t breathe. You wanna be able to move around and do your chores, or dance the night away, whichever you prefer. A pretty shirt ain’t worth nothin’ if you can’t breathe in it.
So, there you have it, my two cents on women’s tops with chokers. They ain’t for everyone, but they can be a nice way to spice up your wardrobe. Just remember to pick one that fits you good and makes you feel good, and you can’t go wrong. And don’t spend too much money on it! There’s better things to spend your hard-earned cash on, like a good meal or a warm blanket.
And that’s all I gotta say about that.
