Aaron Rodgers and Olivia…who? Wilde? Yeah, that actress gal. What about ‘em? Don’t know much, but I heard things, you know how it is in the village, everyone talks. Gonna tell ya what I know, or what I think I know, hehe.
So, this Aaron fella, he plays football, right? Big strong guy, throws the ball around. He’s famous, that much I get. Always seein’ his face on the TV when I’m flickin’ through channels tryin’ to find my soap operas. He’s been with a whole bunch of gals, them Hollywood types. Pretty ones, all dolled up.
- Jessica Szohr? Heard that name somewhere. Probably one of them skinny things.
- Olivia Munn? Now, that one I remember. They were together for a bit, right? Seemed serious, but then poof! Gone like a fart in the wind. I think there was some trouble with his family durin’ that time. His folks didn’t like her or somethin’. Families, am I right? Always stickin’ their noses where they don’t belong.
- Danica Patrick? The race car driver? That’s a surprise. Didn’t last long though. Guess racin’ cars and throwin’ footballs ain’t the same thing.
- Shailene Woodley? Another actress. These fellas sure do like them pretty faces. Engaged, they say, but then nothin’. These young folks, they change their minds faster than the weather.
Now, this Olivia Wilde… Was she with him too? Maybe. I get all them actresses mixed up. They all look the same to me, with their fancy clothes and their perfect hair. Hard to keep track, I tell ya. This article says he dated a lot of famous people, Hollywood types, you know. High-profile relationships, that’s what they call it. Sounds fancy, but it just means he dated a bunch of famous gals, far as I can tell.
He’s got a new gal now, I heard. Someone named Mallory, a model or somethin’. Rich girl, too. Her daddy owns a basketball team. See? Always movin’ on to the next one, these fellas. Can’t stay put, can they? Maybe that’s what happens when you get too famous. Too many choices, too much money. Makes a fella restless, I reckon.
This Aaron Rodgers guy, he’s got a new documentary out, too. “Enigma,” they call it. Heard about it on the radio. Talkin’ about his life and all them romances. I ain’t gonna watch it, though. Got better things to do than watch some fella talk about his problems. We all got problems, ain’t nobody special in that regard. But folks like watchin’ other people’s drama, I guess. That’s why they make them soap operas.
He stopped talkin’ to his family for a while there, back when he was with that Olivia Munn. That ain’t right. Family’s important. Even when they get on your nerves, they’re still your family. You gotta stick by ‘em. Don’t know what happened exactly, but it sounds messy. Families and relationships, always causin’ trouble. Aaron Rodgers Olivia Wilde…I keep tryin’ to remember if they were really a thing, but my old brain ain’t what it used to be. Too many names and faces to keep track of. It was probably back in 2014, that’s a long time ago now. He shoulda just settled down with a nice girl from the village, someone who knows how to cook and clean, not one of them fancy city gals. That’s what I say. But nobody listens to an old woman like me, do they?
Anyway, that’s the gist of it. Aaron Rodgers, lots of girlfriends, some family drama, and a new documentary. And maybe, just maybe, he had a thing with that Olivia Wilde. Or maybe not. Like I said, hard to keep track of all them Hollywood folks. They’re a different breed, that’s for sure. Always lookin’ for somethin’ new, never satisfied. Makes ya wonder if they’re ever truly happy. Me? I’m happy with my garden and my chickens. That’s all a body needs, really. Good food, good company, and a roof over your head. The rest is just fluff.
So there you have it. That’s all I know about Aaron Rodgers and his ladies. Hope it makes sense to ya. Now if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go feed them chickens.
