Well, I’ll be darned! Folks are always lookin’ at them pictures of famous people, ain’t they? Heard tell some of them pictures are, well, you know… naked. Naked pictures of ex-wives, they say. My stars! Makes you wonder what them city folk are up to.
Seems like every now and then, a whole bunch of pictures get spread around on that there internet thingy. They call it a “leak” or some such. Like a leaky faucet, I guess, but ‘stead of water, it’s pictures of folks without their clothes on. Heard tell it happened to a whole bunch of them Hollywood types. Men and women, both. Though mostly women, from what I hear. Poor things.
Now, I ain’t no expert, but it seems like these picture-takin’ folks ain’t always too careful with them photos. They put ’em up in the “cloud,” they say. Sounds like somethin’ up in the sky to me. But then, these hacker fellas, they go sneakin’ around and steal them pictures. Just like a bunch of raccoons gettin’ into the garbage. No respect, I tell ya.
- They say some of them pictures are from years ago.
- And some, well, they just happened the other day.
- It’s a real mess, lemme tell ya.
And it ain’t just the young’uns either. Heard tell some of them older actresses, the ones been around for a while, they got their pictures out there too. Even that gal, what’s her name…the one that was married to that singer fella? Yeah, her. And that other one, the pretty one from them vampire movies. My grandbaby, she likes them movies. Can you believe it?
It’s a shame, really. These women, they’re just tryin’ to live their lives, and then some fella goes and steals their private pictures. It ain’t right, I tell ya. It’s like stealin’ someone’s diary, only worse. ‘Cause everyone can see it. Makes a body blush, just thinkin’ about it.
And then there’s them magazines, the ones with all the pictures. Heard tell they used to have naked pictures all the time back in the day. That Marilyn Monroe gal, she was in one, I think. Folks didn’t seem to mind so much back then. But now, it’s all different, I guess. Now it’s a big scandal.
I don’t know what to make of it all, to be honest. It’s a whole different world out there, that’s for sure. Folks are takin’ pictures of everything, and then they’re puttin’ them up for everyone to see. And then other folks are stealin’ them and puttin’ them up again. It’s enough to make your head spin. Just makes you want to sit on the porch with a glass of sweet tea and forget all about it. Privacy ain’t what it used to be, that’s for sure.
But I tell you what, it ain’t gonna change my life none. I got my own worries, what with the garden and the chickens and all. Them city folk can have their picture scandals. I’ll just stick to my own business and keep my clothes on, thank you very much. It’s the only way to keep a body safe, you know? These days you just can’t be too careful. Makes you think twice before you even take a picture of yourself, let alone share it with someone.
I reckon those stars, they just gotta be more careful. And them folks that are doin’ the stealin’, well, they need to be locked up, that’s what I say. It ain’t right, and it ain’t gonna bring nobody no good. Just a whole lotta heartache and trouble. And for what? A bunch of naked pictures? Lord have mercy.
So next time you see one of them pictures, just remember, there’s a real person behind that photo. And they probably didn’t want you to see it. Think about that before you go clickin’ and sharin’. It’s just common decency, somethin’ that seems to be in short supply these days. Just makes you shake your head and wonder what this world is coming to.
Tags: Celebrity Nude Photos, Ex-Wives, Leaked Pictures, Privacy, Scandal, Hollywood, Internet, Hacker, Marilyn Monroe
