Well, let me tell ya somethin’ about what them fellas like, you know, when it comes to the ladies. I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I seen a thing or two in my days. This whole business ‘bout what size, you know… ahem… chest a woman should have, it’s a whole lotta fuss for nothin’ if you ask me.
Do guys like small tits? Shoot, some do, some don’t. It’s like askin’ if folks like chicken or beef. Some like one, some like the other, and some like both! I heard tell some fellas, they like them small ones. Say they’re… what’s the word… delicate. Yeah, delicate. Like a little flower, I guess.
Then you got them fellas who go for the bigger ones. They say it’s more… well, you know… womanly. But what’s womanly, huh? Is it just about the size of your… you know… front porch? I don’t think so. It’s about a whole lot more than that.
I remember this one time, down at the market, there was this gal, skinny as a rail, hardly nothin’ up top, but the fellas, they were swarmin’ around her like flies on honey. Why? ‘Cause she had a smile that could light up a room and a laugh that made you wanna join in, even if you didn’t know what was so funny.
- It ain’t all about the size, see? It’s about the whole package.
- Some fellas might like a little somethin’, some like a whole lotta somethin’, and some don’t care much at all.
- And let me tell ya somethin’ else, a fella who only cares about that one thing, well, he ain’t worth your time, honey.
Now, I heard some folks sayin’ it’s got somethin’ to do with how a woman carries herself. If you’re confident and happy in your own skin, it don’t matter if you’re flat as a board or built like a… well, you know… a barn. Men, they notice that confidence, that spark in your eye. That’s what draws ‘em in, not just the size of your… you know… sweater puppies.
And then there’s this belly talk. Some fellas, they like a little somethin’ to hold on to, you know? They say if your belly fits the rest of you, it ain’t no big deal. It’s all about proportion, they say. But again, it’s all a matter of taste. One man’s treasure is another man’s… well, you get the picture.
Don’t go thinkin’ you gotta change yourself to please some fella. You are who you are, and that’s beautiful. If a man can’t see that, then he’s the one with the problem, not you. You hear me? Don’t go changin’ nothin’ for nobody!
There’s this thing I read once, in a magazine at the doctor’s office, ‘bout how men in different places like different things. Some places, they like ‘em big, some places, they like ‘em small. It ain’t no set rule, see? It’s just… different. And there was somethin’ about how men like the perky ones more than the saggy ones, no matter the size. But, honey, gravity catches up to all of us eventually, ain’t no shame in that.
And another thing, them… you know… nipples. Some fellas like ‘em small. I guess it’s like I said before, it all comes down to what a fella likes. And honestly, most fellas probably ain’t even thinkin’ ‘bout that stuff as much as we think they are.
So, if you’re worryin’ about what men like, stop it right now. Just be yourself, be kind, be confident. And if a man can’t see how wonderful you are, well, then he ain’t worth your time. You find a fella who loves you for who you are, inside and out, and that’s all that matters. Them other fellas, well, they can just go fly a kite.
Remember, beauty ain’t just skin deep, it goes all the way down to your soul. And a good heart, well, that’s more attractive than anything.
Now, you go on and live your life, and don’t you worry about what some fella thinks about your… you know… bosom. You’re beautiful, just the way you are. And don’t you forget it.
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