Alright, so you wanna know about these… things, huh? These “masterbation sleeves,” as the young folks call ’em. Well, I ain’t no expert, mind you, but I’ve heard things and seen a thing or two in my day. Let me tell ya what I know, the way I know how to tell it.
First off, they say these things are for… you know… for men to, uh, “pleasure themselves.” Sounds fancy, don’t it? Back in my day, we didn’t have such things. But times change, I guess. They say these sleeves, or “strokers” as some call ’em, feel like… well, like a woman. Or a man, depending on what you’re into, I reckon. They got all sorts, I hear. Some are soft, some are ribbed, some even got them fancy spirals. Makes your head spin, all the choices they got now.
Now, from what I gather, some of these sleeves are reusable. You wash ’em and use ’em again. Seems kinda strange to me, but hey, to each their own. Then there are the disposable ones. Use ’em once and throw ’em away. No fuss, no muss. Kinda like those paper plates, I guess. Convenient, if you’re into that sort of thing.
I saw one of them ads once, for a thing called the “TENGA Silky White Flex.” Sounded real highfalutin. Said it had some kinda soft sleeve and ribs and whatnot. Must be real somethin’, for folks to go makin’ up such names. They got all sorts of brands, too. Lelo, Tenga, Handy… names I can barely pronounce. But they all seem to be sellin’ the same kinda thing, just with different bells and whistles.
- Some of these sleeves are just simple tubes, I hear.
- Others are shaped like… well, you can use your imagination.
- And they come in all sorts of colors and materials. Latex, silicone, TPE… whatever that is.
They even got these fancy boxes with multiple sleeves, so you can try out different… textures. My goodness, the things they think of! It’s like a whole ‘nother world out there. And they ain’t cheap, neither. Some of them things cost a pretty penny. But I guess if it makes you happy, then who am I to judge?
Now, they also got these other things for men, they say. Cock rings, butt plugs, prostate massagers… Don’t even ask me what those are. Sounds mighty uncomfortable, if you ask me. But I guess folks are always lookin’ for new ways to, uh, have fun. And the companies are more than happy to sell it to ’em.
So, there you have it. That’s about all I know about these “masterbation sleeves.” They’re for men to pleasure themselves, they come in all shapes and sizes, and they can be reusable or disposable. And apparently, they’re real popular these days. Who woulda thought? But hey, as long as folks ain’t hurtin’ nobody, I say let ’em do what they want. That’s the way I see it, anyhow.
Just remember to be safe, whatever you’re doin’. And don’t go spendin’ all your money on these things. There’s more to life than, well, you know. Go outside, get some fresh air, talk to a neighbor. That’s what I say. But if you wanna try one of these sleeves, well, that’s your business. Just don’t come tellin’ me all the details. Some things are better left unsaid, if you know what I mean.
And for goodness sake, keep ’em out of sight when the grandkids come over. I don’t need to be explainin’ what a “masterbation sleeve” is to little Timmy. Lord have mercy!
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