Listen, this here thing, this “list of pornographic” stuff, it’s all over the place, ain’t it? You got your pictures, your films, all sorts. They say there’s categories, like different piles of laundry, some big, some small. I heard tell there’s these things called subcategories, like smaller piles inside the big ones. They count them up, 6 here, 13 there, even 17 in another place. Makes your head spin, don’t it?
Now, they got these websites, they call ’em “porn sites.” Folks make lists of ’em, sayin’ which are the best, the most popular. Thousands of videos, they say. Free ones too. They got ’em all sorted out, like beans in a jar, with tags so you know what you’re gettin’.
Then there’s the movies, been around a long time, I reckon. They say some go way back to 1965. They make lists of those too, the “best” ones, the ones that won awards. Kinda like how they pick the best pig at the fair, I suppose. They even got a name for it, an “Adult Bucket List,” like things you gotta see before you kick the bucket.
They say these films, they got genres.
- That’s like different flavors of ice cream, I guess. Some like it rough, some like it sweet.
- They count up the pages, 27 they say, all in one place.
And the pictures, they got ’em all sorted too, by what’s in ’em. Kinda like how you sort your buttons, by color or size.
Now, this ain’t somethin’ I know much about, mind you. It’s just what I heard. But it seems like there’s a whole lot of this “pornographic” stuff out there, more than you can shake a stick at. And folks are makin’ lists of it, categorizin’ it, rankin’ it. Just like they do with everything else, I suppose.
So, if you’re lookin’ for this kinda thing, it sounds like there’s plenty to choose from. Just gotta know where to look, I reckon. And be careful, you don’t get lost in all them lists and categories. It’s like a big ol’ maze, this “list of pornographic.” Best have a map, or you might never find your way out.
Remember, though, just ’cause somethin’s on a list, don’t make it good. You gotta use your own judgement, like pickin’ out a ripe melon. Don’t just take someone else’s word for it.
And that’s all I got to say about this “list of pornographic” business. It’s a big world out there, full of all sorts of things. Just gotta keep your wits about you, and don’t believe everything you hear. Or see, for that matter.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my chickens. They’re more my speed, those birds.
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